The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Helm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.