The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
72%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.