The Hamstring Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Helm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Helm's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Colston Loveland
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- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Harold Fannin Jr.
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.