The Invisible Route Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Helm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.