The Phantom Flag Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Helm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.