The Hamstring Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Ref: "Number Helm, that's a flag." Helm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.