The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.