The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.