The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Helm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.