The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Helm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.