The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.