The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Helm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.