The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.