The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Helm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.