The Invisible Route Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Helm, that's a flag." Helm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Helm, Helm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.