The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Helm, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.