The Blocking Assignment Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Helm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.