The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.