The Hamstring Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Ref: "Number Helm, that's a flag." Helm: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Helm will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Helm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.