The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Helm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.