The Invisible Route Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Helm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.