The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Helm catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Helm, Helm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.