The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Helm will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.