The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Helm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.