The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Helm sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Helm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.