The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Helm finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.