The Chip-and-Release Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Helm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.