The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.