The Snap Count Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Helm is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Helm, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.