The Late Scratch Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Helm's stadium. Only over Helm.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Helm lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
77%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.