The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Helm will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Helm drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.