The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Mevis trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.