The Upright Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Mevis. Mevis does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Mevis scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mevis drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.