The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mevis, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.