The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Mevis is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
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-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mevis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.