The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.