The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Ref: "Number Mevis, that's a flag." Mevis: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mevis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.