The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Mevis attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.