The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Mevis hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.