The Shank Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.
- Mevis makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.