The Upright Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The broadcast shows Mevis on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mevis attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.