The Doink Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Mevis's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mevis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mevis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.