The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mevis's stadium. Only over Mevis.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mevis's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.