The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Missouri's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Mevis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mevis's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.