The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mevis gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mevis, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.