The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“Mevis gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- Mevis gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mevis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Mevis scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.