The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Mevis
Harrison Mevis · BAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Mevis. Mevis does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mevis's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Mevis is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Mevis will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Mevis, Mevis, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Mevis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Mevis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Mevis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.