The Snap Count Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Texans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Texans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.