The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Texans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.