The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Texans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
92%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Texans, Texans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.